Light, cozy, and quietly playful — this crewneck brings a little kitchen humor to chilly days. The soft 50/50 cotton-poly fabric drapes with a relaxed, classic fit while ribbed cuffs and waistband hold shape through repeated wears. On the front, a warm slice of pie and a butter knife sit beneath the hand-lettered line “I’m only here for the pie,” a small, sweet statement that reads like an inside joke you share with friends or family gathered around a table. Wear it at holiday dinners, low-key baking nights, or lazy mornings with coffee and a fork in hand. It layers easily under a jacket and pairs with jeans, leggings, or pajama bottoms — whatever helps you linger where the aroma of cinnamon and pastry fills the room. Product features - Embroidered decoration available at left chest, center chest, large center chest, and both wrists - Made in Nicaragua with ethically grown US cotton and OEKO-TEX® certified dyes - Medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) 50/50 cotton-poly blend for comfort and durability - Tubular knit construction without side seams and ribbed knit collar to retain shape - DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints; double-needle stitching for reinforced seams Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not dryclean -